So, as we know, I’m an adult and I make my own choices, and I went shopping for work clothes today and decided to make the adult decision to buy underwear I saw on sale because adults wear underwear. So while making the adult decision to buy underwear which were pink with #TWERK on the ass in gold and going to the register with my uncle to make a purchase like an adult, the man ringing me up is going through my stuff and very loudly says OH MY GOD I LOVE IT and his coworker asks what and he responds, with increasing volume, that SHES BUYING UNDERWEAR AND IT SAYS TWERK ON THE BUTT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WE CARRIED THAT and now every mother and child back to school shopping around me and my uncle driving me from the store know that at some point in the future my butt will say twerk.
toward the end of senior year my anatomy class gave a VERY fucking thorough 90 minute presentation on STDs. like they took an entire block day and dedicated it to bringing in this dude to give a powerpoint presentation so wed never have sex. he walked in playing let’s talk about sex on his phone and at one point pulled up a massive picture of a penis oozing from an infection and just said THE DRIPPY DICK and paused for like 30 seconds to let us all take it in. and i think about it every day of my pitiful life
I had a dream that some1 I like said they’d kiss me if I got them something in this massive arcade so I spent 3 dream hours going hard with every quarter I could find and at some point I got a bunch of Reese’s but then I woke up and I wasnt a happy camper because they didnt kiss me AND I didnt eat any reeses
do apartment prices go down in winter wtf thats cool, i hope yr able to do that
in ocean city they do. its a resort place pretty much so when its not summer its more or less a ghost town. theres not even enough actual residents for it to actually be considered a city. rentals are low af bc theyre desperate for ppl to buy thru the winter