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dumbgay:

u ever see a girl so pretty u forget who u r for a moment….

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So, as we know, I’m an adult and I make my own choices, and I went shopping for work clothes today and decided to make the adult decision to buy underwear I saw on sale because adults wear underwear. So while making the adult decision to buy underwear which were pink with #TWERK on the ass in gold and going to the register with my uncle to make a purchase like an adult, the man ringing me up is going through my stuff and very loudly says OH MY GOD I LOVE IT and his coworker asks what and he responds, with increasing volume, that SHES BUYING UNDERWEAR AND IT SAYS TWERK ON THE BUTT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WE CARRIED THAT and now every mother and child back to school shopping around me and my uncle driving me from the store know that at some point in the future my butt will say twerk.

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(Source: apsychologykid)

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Tags  #fsh  #me  

taobao-finds:

199 yuan ($32.33 USD)

Colors: 10+

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toward the end of senior year my anatomy class gave a VERY fucking thorough 90 minute presentation on STDs. like they took an entire block day and dedicated it to bringing in this dude to give a powerpoint presentation so wed never have sex. he walked in playing let’s talk about sex on his phone and at one point pulled up a massive picture of a penis oozing from an infection and just said THE DRIPPY DICK and paused for like 30 seconds to let us all take it in. and i think about it every day of my pitiful life

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Tags  #nsfw why  

I had a dream that some1 I like said they’d kiss me if I got them something in this massive arcade so I spent 3 dream hours going hard with every quarter I could find and at some point I got a bunch of Reese’s but then I woke up and I wasnt a happy camper because they didnt kiss me AND I didnt eat any reeses

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I think I forgot to post but my coworker gave me this on my last night :’)

I think I forgot to post but my coworker gave me this on my last night :’)

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I accidentally say her sometimes in reference to maw bc 99% of my fich characters are girls but maybe theyre demi or somethin

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benjaminsisko I like the idea of naming them maw cuz they’re the head of this deep sea work site so if any of their workers needed their help they’d basically be yelling mom

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My roommates leave on the 2nd so I’m finally gonna be able to clean our half of the house after the past three months

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doodle page commission for dxrryl thank you so much for commissioning me!!!!! this was really fun to mess around with, she is a babe.

doodle page commission for dxrryl thank you so much for commissioning me!!!!! this was really fun to mess around with, she is a babe.

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Tags  #dxrryl  #ghostfishkrillart  
do apartment prices go down in winter wtf thats cool, i hope yr able to do that

in ocean city they do. its a resort place pretty much so when its not summer its more or less a ghost town. theres not even enough actual residents for it to actually be considered a city. rentals are low af bc theyre desperate for ppl to buy thru the winter

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wanna play gw2 more often but my current internet situation is shit and everyone i know is level 3000000 anyway

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apparently in the winter when prices go waaaay fucking down i might get an apartment???? type rental thing to myself… that would be so cool….. scary bc living alone but so cool….. space all to myself for a while 

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there are people that think im cool in this world and i want them to know that while walking to the hotel from otakon at 2 am in the winding streets of baltimore a girl called me cute and i started crying and yelling and then i got lost.

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